Thursday, July 31, 2008

Toast To The Texas Tea Makers!

Exxon Mobil has reported monster earnings!

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5916993.html

Oddly enough, Wall Street didn't think it was enough, and Exxon stock dropped.

Random Video-July 31

Random Photo-July 31


The sign is a little hard to read, but it says The Beer Store.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Random Video-July 30

In some circles, they call this "thinning the herd."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOiWaTSypt4

Random Photo-July 30


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Tooth Fairy Cometh

Having spent the past year teaching kindergarten Sunday school, I've grown to understand what's said about girls maturing faster than boys.
In addition to being smarter, better behaved and just more mature all-around, they also lose their baby teeth long before the boys do. There were a lot of girls wanting their two front teef for Christmas.
Until yesterday, none of the boys in the class had lost any teeth, as far as I knew. And the vanguard of the tooth-losing festival among his male peers turned out to be my 6-year-old son, Curt.
With all the hype leading up to the loss, thanks to seeing all his female peers losing teeth, the wife and I thought our human pogo stick of a kid would inform us at the first sign of minimal tooth wiggle. His granny had even given him a special pillow with a pouch for the tooth-for-money program.
However, Curt managed to keep it a secret until Sunday, when he informed us that not only was a bottom front tooth loose, it was darned near out of his mouth. We figured it would be a day or two at best before it fell out.
Yesterday morning, the tooth still seemed too entrenched in meat for extraction by force. During breakfast, Curt got a timeout for smacking his brother. And during that timeout, he fervently went to work on the tooth, yanking it with 3 minutes of his 6-minute timeout to go.
Household jubilation ensued. Leave it to this boy, who can be difficult sometimes, to give new meaning to the term "pulling teeth."
Timeout was over, whether I liked it or not. His brother, Luke, 4, did not like the celebration one little bit and got his pout on. I offered to use pliers to pull out one of his teeth, but he declined.
Last night, the boys went to bed with unusual ease, thanks to a notification that the Tooth Fairy would not cometh with boys still awake.
When I was a boy, I got a quarter per tooth. Adjusting for inflation, that would be like $10,000 these days, but we decided $1 would be fair enough. The $1-for-tooth exchange program went smoothly, and the human pogo stick proudly paraded his buck around the house this morning, much to his brother's chagrin.
Considering how many young kids are so into those goofy shoes with wheels on them, video games, DVDs and other modern-society trappings, it's nice to see a simple thing such as a tooth falling out generate so much excitement.


Timewaster Of The Week Bonus-July 29

Something has gone awry with Scrabulous. Players are getting a message that the game has been disabled for U.S. and Canadian users.
Here's a silly game called Kitten Cannon that some sick mind produced:
http://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html

Monday, July 28, 2008

Bush Movie Trailer Out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEyJ2kdaaTQ

Yikes!

Oh boy.

I'd like to think Oliver Stone's portrayal of Bush would be better than his portrayal of Jim Morrison, but I doubt it.

Timewaster Of The Week-July 28

There are all kinds of games on Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com

My favorite is Scrabulous, an online Scrabble game for which I have running battles with my wife and other family members. One game with my sister has gone on for well over a month now.

There are no time limits with a move, although if you wait too long, your opponent can "nudge" you, or your game goes off into some dormant-game file until you decide to revive it.

There also are word-scramble games, chess and old-school gems such as Pac Man. With most, you can just play yourself or challenge others.

Facebook is also a great way to find long-lost friends and colleagues.

Facebook also has a lot of silly stuff, like "hatchlings," "superpokes" and notifications to all your friends on your Facebook activities.

I guess everything free in life has its drawbacks.

Friday, July 25, 2008

You Know You Have A Substance Abuse Problem When ...

Recent news reports noted that Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood had entered rehab for a drinking problem.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25705253/

Not that alcoholism is funny, but there was one humorous aspect to the story, that being that none other than Keith Richards, who has made a career out of abusing things and living to tell about it, used a knife and a gun to try to get Wood to stop drinking.

If ol' Keith, who probably shouldn't have survived the 1960s, much less live into his 60s, says you have a problem, you really have a problem!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dolly Dirt

With Hurricane Dolly now grinding into South Texas, this state has the distinction of being the sole recipient of hurricanes the past two years. We've had three the past three.
Forecasters years ago said the meteorological puppet masters could make us the new Florida, and perhaps they were right, although Dolly and Humberto last year weren't exactly Rita, Katrina, Wilma or Andrew.
I've posted a few web-related stuff to check when a storm rumbles into the Gulf, but I'll post it again today.
Here is a cam in Surfside to check out to see how big the waves are:
http://www.netsurfing.com/surfcam/index_orig.shtml
If you're catching this today, note how the water is up under a house over there to the left. Usually, you can see beach.
Another interesting thing to check out are the buoys bobbing around out there:
http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/
Good ol' buoy No. 42035 shows what the waves are like just off the Southeast Texas coast. As of 9:40 today, they were 8.5 feet, meaning that if you were at the bottom of one, you'd see 17-foot-tall walls of water smashing down upon you.
Buoy No. 42020 is a lot closer to Dolly, and the waves are 22.3 feet, meaning almost 45 feet from bottom to top!
That poor buoy is getting one heck of a ride right now.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Timewaster Of The Week-July 21

Hey, it's Monday, so why not end humanity?

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html

In this game, you create and nurture a disease in an effort to wipe humankind.

You can pick virus, bacteria or parasite and give it a name.

Happy pandemicking!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Ted Poe Hilarity

If you aren't one of the more than 5 million people who have seen this, check out Ted Poe gettin' his diatribe on in Congress:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LOtKIIKcg

He's ragging on new light bulbs, which apparently can almost qualify a home as an EPA superfund site if they break.

He does have a point, though, although I'd rather see Congress focus its passions on gas prices, the economy and this war thing in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Have a nice weekend!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Things Learned On Vacation

The family spent last week up in Virginia, where the weather is cooler and less humid and the terrain a bit hillier.
Here are a few things learned along the way:

Motley Crue Rocks
A brother-in-law dragged me and another brother-in-law to this thing called Crue Fest at Virginia Beach a couple of Sunday nights ago.
I've never been a big fan and went hoping the overall spectacle would justify the $45 tickets for the cheap spots on the hill of a Ford Park-sized amphitheater.
The foul weather didn't help. Lightning not only knocked out power to the inlaws' beach condo, it KILLED a young woman jogging nearby on the beach.
Nevertheless, we set out for the amphitheater. The clouds had cleared, and the place was packed.
Considering that Motley Crue peaked in the 1980s - musically, physically and decadently - I figured it would be a sparse crowd witnessing has-been hair metal.
Boy, was I wrong.
For starters, the huge crowd, which I figured numbered well over 10,000, was raunchy but playful. Unlike some of the hard-rock concerts I witnesses in the early 1980s, no one looked like they wanted to kill somebody - or actually killed somebody.
The opening acts - Sixx A.M., Papa Roach and Buckcherry - were entertaining, but it was nothing compared to sonic and visual punch of Motley Crue, which played along to synchronized flashpots, flames and various other explosions. And the music sounded great as well.
Our trio, clad in ponchos with the rain falling again, hopped around on the muddy hill like a bunch of 20-year-olds.
It was great.

Atlantic Versus Gulf
Atlantic - Brown sugar sand. Clear water. Much bigger waves. Crummy fishing, Steep dropoff. Tropical Storm Bertha aided the swells, providing excellent boogie-boarding conditions, although I got owned more than a few times, emerging from the froth to see the lifeguard standing up in his chair to see if I'd survived.
Gulf - Silty river-runoff sand. Hot and nasty during the summer. Warm, dirty bathwater. Smaller waves. Way better fishing. Slow dropoff. Only a storm in the Gulf will provide equal waves, although the riptide can be horrific.

The Kids Are More Fun
What a difference from last year to this at the beach. The boys, ages and 4 and 6, were a bit more self-sufficient, sometimes playing on their own (with supervision, of course) instead of relying on the adults for their total entertainment needs, although my 6-year-old was a bit too bold in the surf and, like his dad, got owned a few times. The boys also are less fearful of the sand crabs running around, although all of us got stung by the little jelly fish that aren't even in the ballpark of some of the dangerous monsters floating around in the Gulf.

Virginia Driving Is Different
I have a decent sense of direction, but something about driving around Virginia confuses me. Everything seems to go 'round and 'round, and the tall, view-blocking trees don't help. Also, U.S. 64 between Richmond, Norfolk and Virginia Beach can make Houston look like an empty parking lot, particularly on a holiday weekend such as the Fourth of July. Imagine 120 miles of stopped cars, sometimes in both directions.

Gas Prices
I found them to be up to 10 cents per gallon cheaper in Virginia. Why the heck is that? We're 6 feet from the freakin' refineries!

Air Travel
We flew out of Beaumont, spending more on the tickets but less on the parking, driving time and gas costs associated with leaving from Houston.
Continental baggage handlers mauled my new piece of luggage, ripping the handle down to one or two rivets. However, that's my tough luck. A Continental customer service representative in Richmond pointed to a sign indicating that the company was not responsible for busted bags. I resisted the urge to ask her whether she would set herself on fire if the sign indicated that she do so.
So basically they can put luggage in a kiln, hand you a box of dust and say it's not their problem. Seems kind of lame, but I do plan on writing a scathing review in the complaint form the Continental representative handed me.
On the return flight, I got to sit in Seat 1A and witnessed some things most passengers don't get to see, like this crazy exchange of notes and forms that take place between pilots, flight attendance and some guy in a bright orange vest going in and out. At one point, there was some scurrying, and I heard the pilot not a possible mechanical problem. A few minutes later, he told the vest guy that the problem "had straightened itself out."

I wish the same could be said for my luggage.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Timewaster Of The Week-July 14

I just polished off a week's vacation in Virginia. I'll write more about that later.
Here's another one of those war games in which the players evolve:
http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/age-of-war/

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Sweat List Is Bogus

We recently did a story about all the lists that Beaumont makes. Usually, the lists are not favorable, such as us being a bad place to raise kids, pollution, being a "judicial hellhole," etc.
However, of all the lists we should be on, it's tough to believe we're not here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25391565/from/ET/&GT1=43001
This lists the sweatiest U.S. cities. Houston and Baton Rouge are there. I figured we didn't make the cut because we're small and close to Houston, but Waco, which is the same size of Beaumont and as close to Dallas as we are to Houston, made the Top 25.
We're just as hot and maybe more humid than Houston, thanks to all the water bodies around here.
Phoenix is the No. 1 sweaty city. Sure, it gets up to 11 billion degrees there in the summer, but it has 0 percent humidity. San Francisco came in at No. 100, the least sweatiest city on the list.
Beaumont didn't make the list at all.
I guess that's OK, though. The tourism folks here have a challenging enough job as it is.