Drive-By Panhandling
The scruffy guy in the ballcap and dirty clothes rushed up to me out of nowhere, immediately stirring that uneasy feeling in the stomach, with that little head voice saying, "Uh oh, this guy wants something. I hope he's not dangerous or easily riled."
Talking fast and sounding in a panic, he said his car's tank had gone dry, and he needed a couple of bucks to get gas so he and his family could return to his Vidor home.
I'm a charitable, compassionate guy and all, for the most part, but this kind of thing makes my neck hairs stand up. I've been scammed. I've been robbed at knifepoint. I've been in seemingly precarious situations involving strangers.
When I was in college, I took a date to the AC/DC concert at The Summit in Houston. I'd been to a lot of concerts with raunchy-looking crowds, but this one had a whole new level of danger and ugliness to it. There were fights galore. Brazen drug use was all around. It looked like Ex-Con Day at The Summit.
On the way out, a group of young thugs wearing bandanas surrounded us, with the ringleader saying, "Give me your wallet, or we're going to stab your ass."
I literally, and ignorantly, thought my butt was in danger. I pictured 15 knife-wielding guys stabbing my hind quarters.
In a fair fight, I could have taken on at least two or three of the little fellas, but this was a gang thing, with knives in play, so I handed over my wallet and they took off.
I took comfort, and a little pleasure, in knowing the wallet contained all of 6 cents, a driver's license, my student I.D. card, a Gulf credit card and an unused Palais Royal credit card my mom gave me.
College kids - and bandana-wearing hoodlums for that matter - don't shop at freakin' Palais Royal, man.
Anyhoo, I had to file a police report, and the officer told me that the same thing had happened to a young couple at another concert. The guy wouldn't give up his wallet, and the gangsters stabbed him to death.
In a more humorous incident a couple of years ago, I was meeting a friend at a Houston bar for a couple of beers, and there was a guy in the parking lot with a flash light. He waived me into a parking spot and said the charge was $5. Seeing as this was Midtown, near downtown Houston, I believed him. Parking fees can be ridiculous in Houston, and $5 almost seemed like a bargain.
But I only had a $10 bill. He said he didn't have change and needed to go get it from a nearby building. I never saw him or my $10 again, and my friend later told me that this guy, whom I nicknamed Parking Lot Pete, spent his days scamming people like this. My friend, kind of like Norm from "Cheers," was a Midtown regular, so all of Midtown had a nice laugh at me that night, and I even got a couple of sympathy drinks out of it.
Back to the recent gas guy, I turned him down cold, and he marched back across the parking lot. However, I felt sorry for him, so I drove over to where his car was parked, handed him a couple of bucks and took off.
A few days later, someone claiming to have the same predicament approached my wife in a parking lot and asked for gas money. She turned him down. Since then, I've been hearing about this kind of gas-money thing a lot.
On Saturday, a guy driving in an old car, with an old guy in the passenger side, drove up to me in the Lowe's parking lot and said he needed gas money to get back to Lumberton.
Already irritated about an unrelated thing earlier that morning (My new riding lawnmower conked out on me the first time I tried to cut the grass), I had a less-than-sympathetic response:
"Look, you scammers need to find a new angle. I've heard about this tired old scam a lot lately. Find someone else to rip off. If you're not a scammer, learn to read a !!#%$#@!! gas gauge before you hit the road to questionable return."
The driver just hit the gas and got the hell out of there.
It's too bad people have to resort to this kind of thing to make their way in the world. It takes advantage of the compassionate and makes it more difficult for those who really need help to get it.
Talking fast and sounding in a panic, he said his car's tank had gone dry, and he needed a couple of bucks to get gas so he and his family could return to his Vidor home.
I'm a charitable, compassionate guy and all, for the most part, but this kind of thing makes my neck hairs stand up. I've been scammed. I've been robbed at knifepoint. I've been in seemingly precarious situations involving strangers.
When I was in college, I took a date to the AC/DC concert at The Summit in Houston. I'd been to a lot of concerts with raunchy-looking crowds, but this one had a whole new level of danger and ugliness to it. There were fights galore. Brazen drug use was all around. It looked like Ex-Con Day at The Summit.
On the way out, a group of young thugs wearing bandanas surrounded us, with the ringleader saying, "Give me your wallet, or we're going to stab your ass."
I literally, and ignorantly, thought my butt was in danger. I pictured 15 knife-wielding guys stabbing my hind quarters.
In a fair fight, I could have taken on at least two or three of the little fellas, but this was a gang thing, with knives in play, so I handed over my wallet and they took off.
I took comfort, and a little pleasure, in knowing the wallet contained all of 6 cents, a driver's license, my student I.D. card, a Gulf credit card and an unused Palais Royal credit card my mom gave me.
College kids - and bandana-wearing hoodlums for that matter - don't shop at freakin' Palais Royal, man.
Anyhoo, I had to file a police report, and the officer told me that the same thing had happened to a young couple at another concert. The guy wouldn't give up his wallet, and the gangsters stabbed him to death.
In a more humorous incident a couple of years ago, I was meeting a friend at a Houston bar for a couple of beers, and there was a guy in the parking lot with a flash light. He waived me into a parking spot and said the charge was $5. Seeing as this was Midtown, near downtown Houston, I believed him. Parking fees can be ridiculous in Houston, and $5 almost seemed like a bargain.
But I only had a $10 bill. He said he didn't have change and needed to go get it from a nearby building. I never saw him or my $10 again, and my friend later told me that this guy, whom I nicknamed Parking Lot Pete, spent his days scamming people like this. My friend, kind of like Norm from "Cheers," was a Midtown regular, so all of Midtown had a nice laugh at me that night, and I even got a couple of sympathy drinks out of it.
Back to the recent gas guy, I turned him down cold, and he marched back across the parking lot. However, I felt sorry for him, so I drove over to where his car was parked, handed him a couple of bucks and took off.
A few days later, someone claiming to have the same predicament approached my wife in a parking lot and asked for gas money. She turned him down. Since then, I've been hearing about this kind of gas-money thing a lot.
On Saturday, a guy driving in an old car, with an old guy in the passenger side, drove up to me in the Lowe's parking lot and said he needed gas money to get back to Lumberton.
Already irritated about an unrelated thing earlier that morning (My new riding lawnmower conked out on me the first time I tried to cut the grass), I had a less-than-sympathetic response:
"Look, you scammers need to find a new angle. I've heard about this tired old scam a lot lately. Find someone else to rip off. If you're not a scammer, learn to read a !!#%$#@!! gas gauge before you hit the road to questionable return."
The driver just hit the gas and got the hell out of there.
It's too bad people have to resort to this kind of thing to make their way in the world. It takes advantage of the compassionate and makes it more difficult for those who really need help to get it.